so im suppose to be studying microeconomics but i dont understand a single fuck so i came to blog!! YES THATS GONNA GET ME 100%!!!! anyways this story is called the elevator STORY. Alright so hear me out. YEEE. In my school there is a basemtn floor (1st), main floor(2nd), 3rd floor, 4th floor. The entrance of the library is at main floor which is the second floor but we call it main floor. So when i get onto an elevator i usually go up to the 4th floor. WHY? cuz i feel like fucking around and not do jack shit yay! so i always go to the 4th floor and the stair way from the second floor to third floor can take around 20 seconds to climb up. But there are always those RARE FAT FUCK MOTHER FUCKERS who come in to the elevator which is very slow btw to go up to the 3rd floor. Then theres a long fucking pause in the middle of going to the 4th floor and people get pissed including me. cuz this elevator is fucking slow. and the fact that the person is too fucking lazy to go to 3rd floor definiely does not help.
That is the story up there wat i just wrote.
Here is a different way of viewing it. If these people get on the elevator to go from the main floor (2nd) to the third floor because they are too fucking lazy. We call them lazy fat fucks. But if u think about it everyday when these fuckers come into go to 3rd floor. God is actually testing you if u! yes u u fat mother fucker to see if ur not lazy. How?! well guess wat u fucking moron, if the elevator stops at the 3rd floor u have the option of walking up the stiars urself. and if u refuse to do that and u remain in the elevator. WELL GUESS WAT U FAT FUCK UR JUST AS LAZY AS THE MOTHER FUCKER WHO TOOK THE ELEVATOR TO GO FROM THE MAIN FLOOR TO THE THIRD FLOOOOOOR. IF U THINK ABOUT IT THERES NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FAT FUCK GOING FROM SECOND FLOOR TO THIRD FLOOR and u GETTING THE FUCK OFF AND GOING FROM THIRD FLOOR TO THE 4th FLOOR GG. #IOFTHETRUTH
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